Оставьте Путина и Единую Россию в покое!
How can you laugh at president Putin?! He is good! He kissed a fish, you'd eat her by yourselves, you'd devour her, but he kessed!
Both he kissed a boy, and even Condoleezza Rice he kissed! And you arn't loving nobody, so you envy him! What wrong did he do for you?! He's practising sambo [*a kind of wrestling like judo and karate] — d'you know it is complicated to practise sambo!
Orange… Orange agents of West! [*allusion to «Orange Revolutions» at Ukraine and Georgia] Leave Putin alone! You're only dreaming how to open commercials stalls at Moscow centre! And if there stalls will… if there stalls will stand, how can the officials pass through? [*corteges of bureaucrats of high rank with their numerous body-guards often provokes traffic jams at Moscow]
Leave him alone, Putin is good… He waddles and scolds the ministers… and leave alone United Russia party [*pro-Putin party which had absolute power at State Duma], you just envy they are in State Duma, and you are not! They are good, they all got pretty limousines and big apartments, they had happy faces — so you envy them!
President is good, he has a dog… [sobbing] dog… her name is Koni… now d'you see how President loves horses [*»kon' «in Russian means «horse»] — he's even named his doggy «Koni»! We havn't yet president who adores horses!
So you really envy him, and he just do anything he wants! [sobbing] Pu-u-unin… Preside-e-ent…
Say fairly, you must say fairly that you just want jail oligarchs by yourselves!
В Холуёво стали готовиться к встрече ВВП. Как шли эти приготовления, и что в результате получилось —